Fuckin' Short!

Prometheus: A Fuckin’ Short Movie Review

Prometheus was a fucking great movie.

Apparently, if you saw Alien when you were a kid, you might not like it. According to guy I overheard in the bathroom.

But seriously this movie was fucking sick. Explosions, philosophy, big giant scary grey human things, flamethrowers, icky scary black goopy shit and existentialism. Me and my friends couldn’t really say words after we saw it.

It’s Alien updated for 2012. It’s bigger, scarier, more intense and deeper. I can’t really think of anything I didn’t like about it.

Go see it, buttwad.

P.S.: Charlize Theron. That is all.